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More Machine Than Duder

by Markky Karloff

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1.
Night of the Living Phlebotomist 02:33
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Hey, today my blood was drained I felt everything stir and yet there was no pain She punctured my flesh now she's on my brain I'm feeling some things that I can't explain I don't let just anyone into my perfect veins I don't know who or what you are but your tender touch drives me insane Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist Tonight's the night I wanna let you in I tossed my stakes and mirrors into the den There's more to you than a lab coat and fangs Or inch-wide needles that apparently mend broken wings I don't let just anyone into my perfect veins I don't know who or what you are but your surname's driving me insane Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist I didn't know that I could see What happened to general invisibility? Penetrate flesh barriers of immunity Feed me more simulated intimacy I don't let just anyone into my perfect veins I don't let just anyone lurk among my broken brain I've got no idea what's going on for five out of seven days And I don't know how to say that I hope this goes my way Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night (night of the living phlebotomist) Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist Tonight's the night of the living phlebotomist
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Merrin was a Nightsister 01:34
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Merrin's got a deceased family She wants to see the galaxy She walks alone among the shadows With nowhere or way to go Everyone she knows is dead Rotting flesh in cocoon beds They whisper broken mysteries Of Dathomiri history Merrin was a, Merrin was a Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin, Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin says survivors must adapt She's into teleportative combat She's unimpressed by Simple virgin wizardry Merrin lives inside a cave Among her coven's glowing graves Whispering broken history Of Dathomiri mystery Merrin was a, Merrin was a Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin, Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister Merrin was a space witch Merrin was a Nightsister
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Oh-Zaru 01:20
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Translucent mystery, fragment of history Sparkling selection of questionable collections Uninvited symptoms of your manifested wisdom Vengeful and ashamed, yet astonished all the same Seven holy tokens of embarrassment and divine devotion Wanna feel your body in my hands tonight (Ozaru) Curse of the build-a-figure Translucent mystery, fragment of history Sparkling selection of questionable collections Fuel the fire, assemble desire What couldn't be is what I must see They took him away before I could say Just what his presence may have done for me They took him away before I could see A future that should belong to me Seven holy tokens of embarrassment and divine devotion Wanna feel your body in my hands tonight (Ozaru) Curse of the build-a-figure Ozaru Curse of the build-a-figure
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Nikky Apocalypse 01:07
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When the skies burn red and we're left behind At the brink of the cleansing of mankind While the corpses pile up, we'll crumble and diverge From behind the flames, she will emerge And I know it'll be an astounding disaster Our lives dead and gone at the hands of our master I want to go early but I don't know how I'll ask her Nikky Apocalypse overflows with hate Slurping bloody vulture-ettes from her dinner plate Plaguing the world in a demonic reign My heart won't ever beat the same And I know it'll be an astounding disaster Our lives dead and gone at the hands of our master I want to go early but I don't know how I'll ask her And I know it'll be an astounding disaster Our lives dead and gone at the hands of our master I want to go early but I don't know how I'll ask her
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Heal the World 01:59
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Lost in a body ridden with decay Don't know if I've even got just one more day There's got to be another way but everyone's ashamed to say They're afraid of what it's gonna take to heal the world Now I know I've got what it takes I see futile resistance and I know the stakes Don't know why I've got to die to have you by my side I thought together we were going to heal the world Close your eyes, open your mind This is everything we've ever wanted Now it's time to heal the world C'mon let's heal the world I am gone now we are one We've planted the seeds and the deed is done We'd do anything to show you, have you see our way Guess you never really wanted to heal the world Close your eyes, open your mind This is everything we've ever wanted Now it's time to heal the world C'mon let's heal the world A world of darkness is a world of strength A world without suffering and without pain Close your eyes, open your mind This is everything we've ever wanted Now it's time to heal the world It's time to heal the world C'mon let's heal the world
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Halloween Ends 02:01
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It's Halloween, we're gonna have a good time tonight Everyone's entitled to at least one good fright While I don't think a festive bloodbath was quite what that old guard had in mind This town is going up in flames and tonight you will be mine When I look at you, I can tell the truth No, I'm not afraid, now that I'm The Shape Do you wanna wanna wanna wanna burn it down Or burn it all right to the ground Say the words, I'll light the match and Tonight will be the night that Halloween ends By your side, I'm so much more than an ugly ass boy babysitter I'm no good at yardwork but I do just fine as a mass murderer They say boys who keep secrets don't get custard for dessert This legend now belongs to me so brace yourselves, this is gonna hurt Cause if I can't have her, no one will... When I look at you, I can tell the truth No, I'm not afraid, I am The Shape Do you wanna wanna wanna wanna burn it down Or burn it all right to the ground Say the words, I'll light the match and Tonight will be the night that Halloween ends Halloween ends
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The Day I Became a Shinigami 01:16
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My name is Ichigo Kurosaki A high school student, I'm just fifteen And ever since I can remember I can see the souls of the deceased I decide who I wanna be I don't believe in destiny But when I hear the howling on my doorstep It's time to protect my family Oh, that was the day I became a teen shinigami I didn't wanna do it but there was no other way New girl in class is so rad She seems like she could be a keeper Trouble is she's actually A geriatric soul reaper She wants me to be an agent For the Soul Society But I'd rather do my homework So I don't flunk geometry Instead, that was the day I became a teen shinigami I didn't wanna do it but there was no other way I'm a pubescent reaper for the Soul Society Since that fateful day that I became a teen shinigami
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Melody Finds the Moon 01:38
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Melody crawled out of her bed And stood right up atop her head Today's the day, Mom and Dad had said: "If you're not a buffoon, maybe this afternoon," "We'll all go out and find the moon" Tonight is gonna be the night That Melody finds the moon Tonight, tonight, tonight's the night Melody finds the moon A little midday rest would be best "It'll blow right by if you don't protest" Mom and Dad overlooked the map While Melody snapped up from her nap She wasn't a buffoon and so this afternoon They'd all go out and find the moon Tonight is gonna be the night That Melody finds the moon Tonight, tonight, tonight's the night Melody finds the moon The skies were maroon on the path to the moon Where frogs guarded fences that obstructed cosmic dunes Where creatures of steel with limbs made of wheels Raced by their sides, it was all so surreal They jogged past star beetles delivering space needles To galactic phlebotomists who rescue cosmic weasels She wasn't a buffoon and so that afternoon Melody was ready to find the moon Mom and Dad landed on the moon Shivering to share it with their Boog Melody was out, sleeping sound Before they ever turned around She was no buffoon so tomorrow afternoon Melody's going to find the moon Guess tomorrow is the night That Melody finds the moon Tomorrow morrow is the night Melody finds the moon

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For all of the zero die-hard fans who have recently found themselves asking, "when is Markky Karloff going to release a regular punk rock record again?"

Your time has FINALLY come!

MORE MACHINE THAN DUDER would theoretically be a return-to-form for your least favorite half-breed clone idiot IF they ever sounded like this. Fortunately, they didn't, which instead makes this album FRESH. Too scratchy to sit at the pop-punk table and too whiney to appease the mohawks, MORE MACHINE THAN DUDER proves once again that it's lame demigod creator will never actually fit in with anyone anywhere at any time, no matter what. Sometimes, it's lonely to be the greatest artist that ever existed.

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released December 1, 2023

All music written and performed by Markky Karloff.
Produced by Markky Karloff.
Everything that's ever happened in human history by Markky Karloff.
Additional vocals by Jimmy Raper.
Cover art by Markky and Melody Karloff.

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Markky Karloff is the idiotic half of The Prople. Go listen to The Prople. What are you even doing here?

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